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all sorts of fucked 

akin to royally screwed. Means to be in a most unfavorable predicament.
After wrecking the car, there was no doubt in his mind that he was all sorts of fucked.
all sorts of fucked by Matt Stephens December 29, 2002

All Sorts of Mixed Nuts

A phrase used to describe a mentally unsound or flat-out crazy individual.
Steve: "Did you watch the GOP debate last night?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, Michele Bachmann is all sorts of mixed nuts."

All sorts of fucked up 

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.
Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

All sorts of boned up 

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.
- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "
All sorts of boned up by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026