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Wow so cool ALIGAF
ALIGAF by Dan0987654321 April 30, 2015
Words you can keep
a terror professor, derived from the name of Atty. Augusto K. Aligada a famous law professor from University of Santo Tomas, Philippines
Prof. Baron, our history professor is such an aligada.
Aligada by Attorney Jose January 9, 2010

Aligator arm 

To pretent to want to pay the check at a restaurant or bar, insincerely. He "Aligator armed" the check. Example is to reach out, but only so slightly to try to get the check but have it taken away by someone else at the table that will pay.
He "Aligator armed" the check. Example is to reach out, but only so slightly to try to get the check but have it taken away by someone else at the table that will pay.
Aligator arm by Steve Nicely July 19, 2010

big lipped aligator moment 

named after the random musical number sung by a big lipped aligator at the end of the movie. a scene that comes right out the fuck of nowhere and has no bearing on the plot,
1. the comodo dragon in fernguly
2. the crocodile from all dogs go to heaven (after which the big lipped aligator moment is named)
3. the pink elephants from dumbo
4. the fucked up tunnel from willy wonka

aligator fuckhouse 

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and then you bite her neck. You then spin violently trying to keep your penis in her and maintaining the bite. If you ever watch and aligator eat it bites and spins to rip the meat.
She had repect so I did an Aligator FuckHouse so she knew who was boss
aligator fuckhouse by LiquidGonads August 18, 2006

aligator fuck house

when having sex one of the participants bites the neck of the other whilst having an orgasm. the person biting then locks their jaw onto the neck of their partner, like an aligator.
jack aligator fuck housed louise so hard he nearly ripped off her head.
aligator fuck house by fingerme August 25, 2009

aligator sandbox 

A sexual act similar to an Aligator Fuckhouse. It consist of one man sticking his erect penis into the anus of his victim, biting his neck and procedes to roll around, simulating an aligator's death roll. Just before the perpatrator ejaculates, he reaches around and chokes his victim violently, tightening the anal cavity, making his orgasm more pleasurable. Created in the deep south where father/son and father/daughter sex is acceptable.
Timmy: Wow y'all, I am so sore!
Chris: Why is that bro?
Timmy: My dad gave me a hardcore aligator sandbox last night! Roughest yet!
*Chris calls police*
aligator sandbox by RedneckSlim January 20, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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