AL-D 

A very sexy handsome guy. Also the best hockey player around. Loves everything to do to with hockey and has a hot ass!

Hey AL-D are you going to play hockey later?

AL-D by degirlfriend October 18, 2008

Cracka Al’d

Getting jumped by a meth head in an unusually nice area

Careful what you have on you- although these houses are huge people get Cracka Al’d here sometimes

Cracka Al’d by papirob August 12, 2021

Al Qaeda'd 

To blow something up, or cause an explosion.

Word origins from the Al Qaeda, who blew up the twin towers in an act of terrorism

I al Qaeda'd eight Piccolo Pete bombs for the Fourth of July last night. Yeauuuuuh buddy.

Al Qaeda'd by SwagaliciousJoe July 10, 2011

Al Green'd 

An "Al Greening" occurs when you reject a woman. If this woman becomes scornful and throws hot grits in your face whilst you are showering, you have just been Al Green'd.

Man: What happened to that dude's face?

Man 2: This girl proposed to him, and he said no, so she Al Green'd him!

Man: What da fuck?

Al Green'd by Rock & Roll Deity December 11, 2007

Al Gore'd 

When you win the popular vote, but lose the Electoral Vote.

Hillary got Al Gore'd in 2016.

Al Gore'd by Goldendoodle1996 July 11, 2017

AL CAPWN'D

pwning someone so hard that they want to crawl into a hole crying, and masturbating till death.

Origin

Tommy and Jake surfing Banocanyon and an Al CAPWNING n00bs

April 14, 2003

Scores:
Counter-Terrorist
The DOmInaTor 15 8
13375K337 13 7
{SkS} CARL 0 56

Terrorist
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y 21 5
{SkS} J.A.K.E. 20 4
Player 1 55

{SkS} CARL: i have a op..
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y.: Its awp, and thats a scout..
{SkS} J.A.K.E.:AL CAPWN'D

AL CAPWN'D by tman0991 December 28, 2007

AL CAPWN'D

pwning someone so hard that they want to crawl into a hole crying, and masturbating till death.

Origin

Tommy and Jake surfing Banocanyon and an Al CAPWNING n00bs

April 14, 2003

Scores:
Counter-Terrorist
The DOmInaTor 15 8
13375K337 13 7
{SkS} CARL 0 56

Terrorist
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y 21 5
{SkS} J.A.K.E. 20 4
Player 1 55

{SkS} CARL: i have a op..
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y.: Its awp, and thats a scout..
{SkS} J.A.K.E.:AL CAPWN'D

AL CAPWN'D by tman0991 December 29, 2007