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Cracka Al’d

Getting jumped by a meth head in an unusually nice area
Careful what you have on you- although these houses are huge people get Cracka Al’d here sometimes
Cracka Al’d by papirob August 12, 2021

Al Qaeda'd 

To blow something up, or cause an explosion.

Word origins from the Al Qaeda, who blew up the twin towers in an act of terrorism
I al Qaeda'd eight Piccolo Pete bombs for the Fourth of July last night. Yeauuuuuh buddy.
Al Qaeda'd by SwagaliciousJoe July 10, 2011

Al Green'd 

An "Al Greening" occurs when you reject a woman. If this woman becomes scornful and throws hot grits in your face whilst you are showering, you have just been Al Green'd.
Man: What happened to that dude's face?

Man 2: This girl proposed to him, and he said no, so she Al Green'd him!

Man: What da fuck?
Al Green'd by Rock & Roll Deity December 11, 2007

Al Gore'd 

When you win the popular vote, but lose the Electoral Vote.
Hillary got Al Gore'd in 2016.
Al Gore'd by Goldendoodle1996 July 11, 2017

AL CAPWN'D

pwning someone so hard that they want to crawl into a hole crying, and masturbating till death.

Origin

Tommy and Jake surfing Banocanyon and an Al CAPWNING n00bs

April 14, 2003
Scores:
Counter-Terrorist
The DOmInaTor 15 8
13375K337 13 7
{SkS} CARL 0 56

Terrorist
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y 21 5
{SkS} J.A.K.E. 20 4
Player 1 55

{SkS} CARL: i have a op..
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y.: Its awp, and thats a scout..
{SkS} J.A.K.E.:AL CAPWN'D
AL CAPWN'D by tman0991 December 28, 2007

AL CAPWN'D

pwning someone so hard that they want to crawl into a hole crying, and masturbating till death.

Origin

Tommy and Jake surfing Banocanyon and an Al CAPWNING n00bs

April 14, 2003
Scores:
Counter-Terrorist
The DOmInaTor 15 8
13375K337 13 7
{SkS} CARL 0 56

Terrorist
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y 21 5
{SkS} J.A.K.E. 20 4
Player 1 55

{SkS} CARL: i have a op..
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y.: Its awp, and thats a scout..
{SkS} J.A.K.E.:AL CAPWN'D
AL CAPWN'D by tman0991 December 29, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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