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AKAB by dirtytealarry November 23, 2021
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Acronym: All Kids Are Bad.
Person 1: What did you mean when you posted "AKAB"?
Person 2: All kids are bad...
Person 1: You are obnoxious child free.
Person 2: Amen and AKAB.
AKAB by The Gibler June 23, 2022

akab yssus 

You: you are a akab yssus

Friend: no

this is hypothetical i know you dont have friends
akab yssus by akab yssus May 24, 2021

Akab Yssus 

A backwards replacement of Sussy Baka since it sounds nonsensical anyway.

Derived from an awesome Dad making fun of his teenagers.
Don’t be an akab yssus bro! Just chill!
Akab Yssus by Airgeek April 7, 2022

Karma Akabane 

The crazy yet lovable bastard found in Class 3-E from the anime "Assassination Classroom". He is absurdly intelligent and confident, especially for his age, and is very found of starting fights.
Karma Akabane is such a sadistic little shit.
Karma Akabane by Nay Thee'eth November 26, 2018

Akabusi Bonus 

Similar to a Brucie Bonus, an Akabusi Bonus is when a man ejaculates inside his lady friend's vagina during sex and manages to maintain his erection, making him able to carry on the intercourse.

However when the second ejaculation is imminent, the man pulls out of the lovely vagina, and sprays the love juice into the young lady's face while shouting "Awooga".
John; I gave Suzie a good seeing to last night...
Mickey; Did she get the Brucie Bonus?
John; No I went for the classic Akabusi Bonus...
Mickey; Awooga!
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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