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An AkaBallsack, or sometimes shortened to Ballsack, is the surname of Christian Akaballsack of Abbey Wood, London. He's surname consists of this because of the level of BallSack that he is, for example, Akaballsack saying he is a 7/10 in looks, when he clearly could not be above a 3. While a St Paul's Academy in Abbey Wood, it has become a common insults for people who are Ballsacks, or act like Ballsacks, the common behaviour of Christian Akaballsack. The phrase was first coined by Ademola Osinowo of Abbey Wood, and has been a hit ever since as it is the perfect word to describe such a BallSack. I am very serious about this matter so I ask that you take interest in this ballsack and put him to justice. He drives my yearn to insult someone. The heat of a thousand white hot suns in the form of knives piercing through my skin releasing ruby red blood as i look up to te heavens and ask why such a curse was put upon me as acid rain pours from the sky and melts my eyeballs at the sight of him and my eardrums burst to the appauling sound of his voice saying he is a 7 out of 10 on looks....disgraceful...
Dude #1: Hey look its Christian
Dude #2: Who?
Dude #1: Christian?
Dude #2: D'you mean AkaBallSack?
Dude #1: Yeah him
Dude #2: Ugggghhh, AkaBallSack, he's so ugly
Dude #1: AHLIE! He said He's 7/10
Dude #2: Fucking AkaBallSack

Look over there, he looks like such an AkaBallSack.
by AkaBallSack October 28, 2014
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