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AHaaS - Ass-Hole as a service - The newest cloud-based technology. Employing a person whose views are non-believable but influences many with non-valid jargon.
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AHaaS by ShigRoberts October 16, 2019
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A fandom which is full of green baby birds that will protect GOT7 with their little wings although the sky is grey. 7 or never, 7 or nothing!
Friend: hey! what fandom are you in?
Me: ahgase!
ahgase by aelysseu December 27, 2016
Related Words
AHAA • akaash • ahaan • ahgase • akaashi • Abhaas • Ahaana • ahsaas • Akaashi Keiji • Ahaad
A setter in Haikyuu. Also the physical embodiment of a perfect human being.
Akaashi is literally perfect, why isn't he real?
Akaashi by karasuhoe December 20, 2020

Akaashi Keiji 

The prettiest setter in Haikyuu!!
The literal definition of perfection
He's also whipped for Bokuto Koutarou
"That guy is Akaashi Keiji, he's so pretty"
"Akaashi Keiji is so gay for his captain"
Akaashi Keiji by Moge-ko the Dictator December 22, 2019

akaashi kinnie 

person who kins akaashi from haikyuu! They're usually quiet and keep to themselves. You can always rely on them to be the responsible person in the group ^^ but though they don't know it they worry themselves about the smallest reasons and are under a lot of pressure :(( akaashi kinnies usually come in a pea pod with bokuto kinnies <3
Person 1: Who do you kin from haikyuu?
Person 2: oh uh im an akaashi kinnie
Person 3: as a bokuto kinnie may i have your hand in marriage
akaashi kinnie by wahmban January 1, 2021
GOT7's shortening of their official fandom name IGOT7, which also means baby bird. The fandom of peace, fun and laughter. The fandom that is also a family. A family of baby birds who transform into Phoenixes to protect GOT7 in the storms of the Kpop world.
"You're fandom is like a family!"
"Yeah, because we're Ahgase!"
Ahgase by samylaine January 28, 2019

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