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A Girl I Wouldn't Touch. Take all of the first letters out of A Girl I Wouldn't Touch. The first letters of each word equal AGIWT. It means just what it says. A Girl I Wouldn't Touch. A girl that is gross, nasty, a skank, whore, slut, homewrecker, smells bad, horrible hygiene, has a big mouth, a gossiper, or just straight up annoying. You pronounce it more like hag witt but do not pronounce the h in hag. Say it fast for better effect.
M:OMFG, Nita slept with my ex Kelly, slept with my ex Sam, slept with my best friend JB, got in between my best friend and her GF, and then got pregnant by some guy, gave the baby up and claims she never had a baby!

J:Wow, she sounds like such an AGIWT!

M:I would't touch her with a ten foot pole even if someone paid me $1,000,000.00. OMFG she is the epitomy of an AGIWT.

J:I don't think anyone would touch her except Sam. That bitch is desperate. She makes me gag when I think about her.

M:How sad. *chuckles*
AGIWT by thisbitchisabamf May 29, 2009
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Agit-trash

Political propaganda used by President Trump to cause unrest among the American people and possibly even spark mob violence by Republicans against Democrats, the executions of political enemies, a civil war, or other great unpleasantness for the United States. Agit-trash differs from agitprop in that it is not subtly and skillfully done and is usually delivered via unhinged Twitter messages with irregular capitalization and punctuation.

The term was first popularized by the political pundit David Pakman on the David Pakman show during the first days of President Trump's impeachment.
Headline: "Trump EXPLODES, Tweets Panicked Agit-Trash 60+ Times"
Agit-trash by Gargash September 30, 2019
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Agitational

When you're pissed and want to do something about it. (Agitated + Confrontational = Agitational)
Beatrice called an agitational Judith a filthy skank; Judith wanted to curb-stomp Beatrice's punk-ass.
Agitational by jesus_shuttlesworth January 19, 2010

Agitate the Gravel 

To agitate the gravel means to leave, usually in a hurry.
Eric likes to agitate the gravel when he gets pissed off.
Agitate the Gravel by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
An Italian-american word for Heartburn, acid indigestion, an upset stomach or, by extension, a general feeling of upset.
"Idk what I ate today but I have such agita from it!"
agita by Mscala June 16, 2008

agitpoop 

This is agitation propaganda that is based on Bull S..t and lies.
Those talking points are pure agitpoop!
agitpoop by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021
I am so agitated because I am not getting any.
agitated by Mf0u809a September 22, 2013
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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