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Another Fucking Personal Growth Opportunity
Pretty damned self-explanatory.

"I'm having another AFPGO."
AFPGO by aigipy October 20, 2011
Words you can keep
Nickname for the strain of weed known as Afghan Goo. It is a strong Indica and produces a really nice body high. Not easy to find, but well worth it if you do.
Rob: let's go longboarding at the park today
Alex: nahh fuck that, I'm about to get blunted off this afgoo and watch disc 2 of planet earth.. u down?
Rob: you know it
Afgoo by -whistle tip- December 30, 2008
Related Words
AFPGO afgo afagot affgot Afggot Afgoget Afgoo afgooi AFPLOT afpoi
A intentionally mispelled version of the word "faggot". Often used in AOL instant messenger conversations.
Hey Mike, isnt Don such a fucken affgot?
affgot by Junior1023 February 17, 2008
An extremely high quality of marijuana that may result in maximum happiness and euphoria after injestion. It's color is usually a bright green with a thick layer of crystals on it.
Craig: Yo, I don't even know what's going on right now.
Chris: That blunt of afgooi got me trippin'...
afgooi by Chris Raiford April 24, 2008

f_apgod123 

no life alien who stays up all night with his friend Manila_Paper
f_apgod123 get off the fucking game asshole
f_apgod123 by Pikachu.#6999 September 5, 2022
Stands for "another fucking growth opportunity.” An attempt to put a positive spin on a massive mistake. An interjection meaning “I will not repeat this fuck-up.”

Guy one: Yeah, she’s angry. She busted me out of this kinda-lie.
Guy two: Dude, there is no such thing as a “kinda-lie.” Afgo.
afgo by goofboy October 29, 2007
AFPLOT - Any Further Posts are Likely Off Topic

Writen in discussion boards when something is resolved but the post still contains content relevant for exchanging other information between posters.
The point is to stop mods from closing threads and halting the flow of information while making keeping the relevant information paramount.
Question: How long is a piece of string?

Reply: This long! (answer) But I wonder how long a piece of rope is.

AFPLOT
AFPLOT by Dude man38 September 15, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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