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Noun. Stands for "Ass Fuck Gut Punch" Performed during the act of anal sex, when the man punches the woman (or man) in the gut just as they cum, causing the anal sphincter to shut, cleaning off the dick of all shit and semen.
"Dude, I pulled an AFGP on Tara last night!"
by ChibiHitler November 21, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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