acan 

Stands for "All Conservatives are Nazis" and is a parody of "acab". Usually used as hyperbole as not ALL conservatives hold Nazi views (at least wittingly), only MOST of them do, hence the hyperbole.

Me: Did you know styxhexenhammer666 denies the holocaust?
Friend: #acan
Me: For real

acan by truebeliever123 September 8, 2020

ACAN 

A racist edition of the populair acronym "ACAB" meaning "All Cops Are Bastards", This time replacing the word Bastards with the N-word.

John: ACAN!
Jake: Don't you mean ACAB?
John: No they're black cops, You're supposed to say All Cops Are Niggers, not All Cops Are Bastards.

ACAN by SuperRacist2134 May 22, 2024

Acan Von Octopi 

Acan Von Octopi is Squidward's 1'st cousin removed. He has a slight personality, but actually he is happy all the time. In this case, he is the opposite of Squidward.

The Acan von Octopi is Probably a dictator.

Acan Von Octopi by Your bob September 12, 2022

Bill Cosby in a can 

Bill Cosby in a can refers to starting fluid.

Guy one: my lawnmower won’t start.

Guy two: sounds like you need some Bill Cosby in a can

Bill Cosby in a can by BridlingArc6 May 29, 2018

a can of whoopass 

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

a can of whoopass by Ben Graham October 12, 2005

Shit in a Can 

Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.

"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."

"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"

"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."

*Sound of can being opened*

Shit in a Can by Joseph Evans August 18, 2009

ram-a-can 

When you get fucked in the ass

Joey caught gizelle with the meanest ram-a-can

ram-a-can by Sugar dick jones mierda the 3r January 13, 2017