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Abandoned 

When a friend wants to meet you to do something and completely throws it back in your face, leaving you alone with nothing to do.
Harry: Let's meet at 11am!
Bruce: Sure!
*1pm*
Bruce: He abandoned me!!!
Abandoned by Nathantheboi January 19, 2014
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Abandoned 

left and not wanted, not used, or no longer needed
an abandoned car/house
The child was found abandoned but unharmed.
There was an abandoned grocery cart in the middle of the road.
Boy 1: I can’t believe you abandoned that child
Boy 2: didn’t like it mate

Abandoned 

To Tristan stricklin someone is to be abandoned for any duration of time.
Abandoned by Catqueen72 April 3, 2021

abandoned chip 

when you leave a chip in salsa or any other kind of dip.
Damn it, I dropped my chip in the salsa bowl, now its an abandoned chip.
abandoned chip by ObamaOwnz October 21, 2010

abandoned pools

a wicked ass band that also did the theme song to Clone High U.S.A
"way, way back in the 1980's
secret goverenment employees
dug up famous guys and ladies
and made amusing genetic copies"

- Abandoned Pools (Clone High theme)

Abandoned In The Cart 

Having to shit terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away.
Dude, last night after some greasy Mexican food, I felt like my gut was about to explode. I sat down on the bowl and 5 minutes later it was abandoned in the cart.

Abandoned Mineshaft 

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV
Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "
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