Absolutely Nothing 

Women's way of saying she has nothing but yet everything.

I have absolutely nothing to wear.

Absolutely Nothing by hammylein May 29, 2018

Absolutely Nothing 

A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.

"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."

Absolutely Nothing by AmyANTIVIRUS October 13, 2008

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.

Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.

Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!

Luigi:

...

Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing by Insert original username June 15, 2020

10 Sets of Absolutely Nothing

Laziness and procrastination at its highest degree, ultimately resulting in no progress being made from the start.

Bro: I’m hella tired, when do we get to go home?
Me: You just got done doing 10 sets of absolutely nothing huh?

10 Sets of Absolutely Nothing by dayoungindot38 May 4, 2026