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I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole 

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.
Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

a 20 pinter 

A 20 Pinter is the amount of alcohol that it would take before trying to seduce a person that you do not fancy at all.
"Hey mate she is staring at you" Are you serious she is at least a 20 Pinter"
a 20 pinter by Original igloo August 19, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension 

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store 

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store
"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "
The act of stopping all operations and tasks at hand to go release a large load of fecal matter. Generally includes the removal of all clothing just to get comfortable, bringing a Phone to text, listen to music, and check your fb. Also a good time to do your homework. No one will bother you whilst doing such an act because of the horrible smell. Good idea to shower afterwards. This is only done at home or a comfortable facility. Coined by Von who refuses to use public restrooms unless deemed necessary. Can be used to leave work, awkward situations,
Von: I gotta go home...
boss: Why?
von: cause i gotta take a 20!
boss: whats that?
von: uhmmmm..its kinda hard to explain
(long puase)
Von: i dont use public bathrooms...
boss: you gotta shit?you better go in the office over there
von: yes... seriously I NEED to TAKE A 20!
Take A 20 by DeltaBravoAlpha December 18, 2011