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I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole 

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.
Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

a 20 pinter 

A 20 Pinter is the amount of alcohol that it would take before trying to seduce a person that you do not fancy at all.
"Hey mate she is staring at you" Are you serious she is at least a 20 Pinter"
a 20 pinter by Original igloo August 19, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension 

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store 

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store
"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "
The act of stopping all operations and tasks at hand to go release a large load of fecal matter. Generally includes the removal of all clothing just to get comfortable, bringing a Phone to text, listen to music, and check your fb. Also a good time to do your homework. No one will bother you whilst doing such an act because of the horrible smell. Good idea to shower afterwards. This is only done at home or a comfortable facility. Coined by Von who refuses to use public restrooms unless deemed necessary. Can be used to leave work, awkward situations,
Von: I gotta go home...
boss: Why?
von: cause i gotta take a 20!
boss: whats that?
von: uhmmmm..its kinda hard to explain
(long puase)
Von: i dont use public bathrooms...
boss: you gotta shit?you better go in the office over there
von: yes... seriously I NEED to TAKE A 20!
Take A 20 by DeltaBravoAlpha December 18, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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