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All Xgirlfriends Are Bastards
Term used by skinheads and others urban cultures like hools and punx.
She dump me, A.X.A.B. thats true.
A.X.A.B. by OSS November 19, 2007

A.X.S.E. 

A.X.S.E is an acronym for:
A
Xtremely
Sexual
Encounter.
Jim had a Sexual Encounter and it was Xtreme, Lucky guy huh. A.X.S.E.
the A in the acronym is for: Ay, did you hear from Jim.
the X in the acronym is for: Xtreme what that hooker did to Jim.
the S in the acronym is for: that Sexual surprise was to much for poor Jim.
the E in the acronym is for: the Encounter knocked Jim out because, the hooker held a big piece off wood in her hand.
A.X.S.E. by Little Lobster February 9, 2020

X AE A-XII

One of the worst things you can name your child.
I will call you...... X?

X AE A-XII!!!

Huh?
X AE A-XII by Dasius Grim May 26, 2020

X AE A-Xii

the son of a rich man who wants to go to mars
i can't believe elon musk named his son X AE A-Xii
X AE A-Xii by sadawda July 23, 2021
1. Los Angeles Times

2. Title of The Game's third album

3. Title of track no. 10 on Snoop Dogg's album The Blue Carpet Treatment
"L.A.X."
"Oh... Cali?"
"No doubt baby"
"L.A.X."
"Welcome to Cali"

from Snoop Dogg's L.A.X. off The Blue Carpet Treatment
L.A.X. by 2pac4lyf October 7, 2008

Would you like a X in your arsehole? 

Would you like a X in your arsehole? is a very small internet meme started by YouTuber Steven Thornalley (steviet7)
The video was a give-away for an un-wanted code for dagger weapons in the 2009 video game The Saboteur, where he said "Would you like a pair of daggers in your arsenal?"
After which, he replayed the clip, but slowed it down, with the word 'arsenal' sounding like 'arsehole' (as he brought up in an annotation)
This lead to the very unknown meme 'Would you like a X in your arsehole?'
It is also usually said during giveaways by steviet7.
Person 1: Hey, I'm doing a giveaway!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Oh, these controllers
Person 3: Would you like a X in your arsehole?
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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