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A.N.D Disease

A disease caused by touching anyone named Anelise, Naomi, & Desnya
Oh no! I think I got the A.N.D disease!!
by swaggy v February 25, 2022
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beans and disease

A derogatory greeting, preceded by the spanish greeting "buenos dias".
Julio: "Buenos dias Mr. Sanford"
Fred G. Sanford : "Beans and disease to you too"
by Fred G Sanford the 15th December 6, 2007
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foot and ass disease

A horrible smell that comes from a wall locker as a result of sweat-soaked clothes piled upon each other over a long period of time. Usually occurs with college students stockpiling their dirty laundry.
Holy shit Travis, this room smells like foot and ass disease!! When was the last time you washed your nasty ass clothes?
by UMC January 31, 2008
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ass-and-mouth disease

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!
by PME InfoSource December 26, 2008
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Jake Rowan and the Disease

A very kickass, rebellious, freshly formed band in the small seedy town of Milton-Freewater, Oregon by a parapalegic deviant, his brother and their friend Jacob.
Shubert: Dude, did you go to the JratD concert last night?
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches
Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
by WinnDixie December 24, 2019
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shit and mouth disease

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny
I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front
by Ddkong July 27, 2022
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