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A-square 

-When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potential mate.
-When a 3rd party male comes in between a couple or steps in between a conversation between two people of the opposite sexs and cuts the tension, while the guy or girl attempts to flurt with the other sex. (aka Clock-block)
"Dude!!..get the fuck out of here, dont a-square me."
"Yo Sam, check that douchebag out,he's with your girl...go a-sqaure that shit.
"I a-sqaured your drunk ass, shes fucking brownote."
A-square by Sam Zgi January 17, 2008
Words you can keep

a square 

"Yo you got any squares" or
" do you want a square ?"
a square by The OG Dank June 25, 2016

a square peg in a round hole 

Her form teacher forced her to dance at the performance when she's not good in it.What a square peg in a round hole!

A SQUARE FUCK 

Basically a person who has no faith in the human race.A boring shithead who thinks the game of life is over and has no respect for society as a whole .A love machine frequency fuck head ,who is basically a dirty fucken buy over.Meat for the fucking grinder is a square fuck
The sqaure fuck thinks its funny when a tower starts playing up and says and does things to make it worse for everyone ,fuck the circle .The buzz is on him and he doesnt come down to earth he must be a square fuck.
A SQUARE FUCK by ALEX DON August 13, 2006

catch a square 

To engage in a fight. Originated from the fact that boxing rings, where fights occur, are shaped squarely.
It is just a matter of minutes before the fish in the cellblock has to prove hes bout it and catch a square.
catch a square by rafael sadiq September 22, 2005

bum a square 

Ed: Hey man, can I bum a square?
Random: Sure! *Hands over cigarette*
bum a square by ilurvbatman November 15, 2013

spare a square 

to give toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you.
"hey man, could you spare a square? I ran out over here."
spare a square by Dirk Gently March 8, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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