Person 1:
Dude, money makes the world go 'round!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The
earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the
earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!