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abnormally large dick
that girl morgan has an ald, i wish i was her
by clubcrackerdefenseteam October 27, 2018
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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A very sexy handsome guy. Also the best hockey player around. Loves everything to do to with hockey and has a hot ass!
Hey AL-D are you going to play hockey later?

by degirlfriend August 29, 2008
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A seemingly-sweet guy who everybody loves, but secretly has multiple families with multiple women.
Did you hear? Alds has another family with a girl from Beijing.
by Alex Hunta37 October 31, 2018
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a fucking idiot that should be sacrificed to the gods
1:did you hear about ald?
2:yeah he's such a nerd
by ald October 27, 2020
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A common term used in Raffles . When a person is highly favored and loses to a person with 1 spot.. A Reference where you have friends lose in your own raffles.
Damn , you just AlDS him into retirement
by Huskymanyuk June 22, 2020
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