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a wiz khalifa 

When you ask to be excused from class to take a piss, then blow a joint in the bathroom and come back fried.
Tommy- yo man wanna take a Wiz Khalifa with me?
Jeff-whats that?
Tommy-watch, excuse me can i use the bathroom
Teacher-sure, take a hall pass
Student-*lights up for 5 min then goes back to class*
Teacher-" no more breaks for you sir
Jeff- niiicee
a wiz khalifa by Collosal October 11, 2011

take a wiz 

Barbie can't wait any longer, so she will just take a wiz in the bushes!
take a wiz by Urination January 4, 2014

Wiz on a T'd bagel 

Cheez wiz spread on a toasted bagel. Originally invented by JGB circa 1980's.
What do you want for lunch?

I'll have wiz on a T'd bagel, please.

your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
your a wizzard hary, im a what

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.
I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

You're a wizard harry 

The last sentence Harry Potter heard before getting kidnapped by Hagrid
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
*Harry got surprised and followed Hagrid to his White van*