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when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish
When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.
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To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")
D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door
by Felix M. September 30, 2006
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