A thousand deaths 

1.The very well known part of the chorus from the song seek and destroy by metallica

2. A phrase said after everything you say to confuse the people you're talking to, then humming the melody following "a thousand deaths" (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

Running
On our way
Hiding
You will pay
Dying
A thousand deaths
(doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)

Matthew: Give me the money at school tomorrow.
Jackson: I am sorry, but I cannot go to school tomorrow
Jackson: A thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Matthew: wtf. why cant u go to school
Jackson: Dentist
Jackson: a thousand deaths doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

A thousand deaths by Pengboi March 17, 2010

a thousand years of death 

When you get down on your knees being your girl, put your hands together and extend your pointer and middle fingers on both hands and yell A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH then jam your fingers into her asshole.

Guy: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

Girl: oh yeah babe that's the spot

a thousand years of death by Kikashi April 23, 2018

Death by a thousand cunts 

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

Death by a thousand cunts by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Death by a Thousand Cuts 

Taylor Swift song. Masterpiece. The BRIDGE!!! Taylor performed it live at Tiny Desk. Swifties have a meme with traffic lights. Taylor asks them if it's gonna be alright but they don't know.

A: Have you heard Death by a Thousand Cuts by Taylor Swift?
B: Yes! It's awesoME!

Death by a Thousand Cuts by AtinySwiftieStarlight October 19, 2019

Death by a thousand cunts 

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.

Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’

Death by a thousand cunts by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022

death by a thousand papercuts 

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.

Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.

death by a thousand papercuts by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022