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have a think 

This actually happened!:

Journalist: So Steve, what did you make of Crouchys goal?

Steve McClaren(England Football Manager): Unfortunately I wasn't pitch-side at the time. I just popped off to have a think.
have a think by BigThinker January 5, 2007

A proper think 

"I'm going to have to have a proper think about her."
A proper think by FeloniousMonkey October 21, 2020

I think a wall is a wall

When Louis Tomlinson was asked what it meant when he named his first studio album Walls, he said a wall is a wall, and there was nothing deeper in it.
"I'm quite Bri ish aright, and I think a wall is a wall," - Louis Tomlinson

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.
Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

When someone simply cannot think of a fifth word for a definition.
i couldn't think of a fifth word for this so i just put this

look like a girl but i think like a guy 

NOT LADY-LIKE TO BEHAVE LIKE A SLIME EASY TO BE SLEAZY WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FILTHY MIND

- Marina Diamandis.
one of the best songs by marina!!

hey, i look like a girl but i think like a guy, is this normal?

istg it will take me a lot to submit this shit
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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