a straight up
When someones finger petrudes deeply into one's anus causing a stimulation of the brain, then sending brain waves down to the groin, causing a sudden enlargment of the penis.
a straight up by prick flickers January 16, 2015
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Are you a straight up cuzz
Guy1"Oh my fucking god i just got hit by 20 trucks"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"
Are you a straight up cuzz by Hunter williams August 23, 2009
Straight up a ho
A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.
Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?
Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.
Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.
Straight up a ho by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016
Straight up not having a good time
This is when you’re not having an enjoyable time and you’d rather be doing something else. This is my mood everyday at school.
Straight up not having a good time by Savethetutlesandioop September 9, 2019
Straight up no word of a lie
Basically, a long way of saying that something is true. Especially funny if you can get an adult, especially a teacher to say it because it makes them sound like they're trying to be hip. Can also be used in question form (e.g. 2)
Example 1
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Really?
Person 1) Straight up no word of a lie
Example 2
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Straight up no word of a lie?
Person 1) Hell yeah!
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Really?
Person 1) Straight up no word of a lie
Example 2
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Straight up no word of a lie?
Person 1) Hell yeah!
Straight up no word of a lie by Will_100 November 2, 2009
Being a (streight up dumb cunt
Rob: I'm so tired of all these Amber's out there ,Being a (streight up dumb cunt .I can't seem to find a girl who isn't a fucking amber
Being a (streight up dumb cunt by Jelous the name of god March 22, 2023
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