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A skeet is a word used in Newfoundland for a person usually from ages 12-80 for someone who drinks a lot, gets fucking hammered every Saturday with the bhys, oftentimes vapes, wears loose black jeans that go past their arse, goes to Marie’s for a feast in their pyjamas and their baseball hat MUST match their shoes.
“You going to jacks this Sunday?”
Yes man he’s a skeet though”
A skeet by Youraveragenewfie May 15, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
A-Skeet, when a Jack Rustman, and a Phil Persha, see something that is either comical, sexy, or something that is buggin one of them two, they can chant A-Skeet. Also deriving from the word skeet, a-skeet mo-fucker, a-skeet goddamn
That bitch just ate some serious shit when she slipped on that, a-skeet that was muther fuckin funny, A-SKEET!
a-skeet by Phil Persha November 14, 2004

sneek a skeet 

One who leaves an event such as a party, work, shopping, etc. to go and rub one off.
Have you seen Nick anywhere?? Naw man he's prob went to sneek a skeet.
sneek a skeet by THE MIKE M. September 30, 2010

yeet-a-skeet 

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend
Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!
yeet-a-skeet by All.in.brov June 18, 2018

Yeet on a skeet 

lott: "Yeet on a skeet and yeet yeet yeet"
Yeet on a skeet by yeetyonaskeety February 7, 2020

Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest
She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that
Skeet a shit by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021

skeet skeet im a squirl 

a catch phrase that Ben can only say best friends are chase or chase go brrrrr, and the Caleb or the Cabel man
Chase the idiot said I go brrrrr so Ben said skeet skeet im a squirl.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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