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You didn’t pipe that girl stop being a Sean
A sean by Free sj January 30, 2020
A Sean is an eldritch witch that kicks your butt as a dungeon master who then promptly teaches you how to handle other peoples idiocy whilst building a house with his army of goons
Friend 1: This eldritch witch just kicked my butt as a dungeon master and then taught me how to handle other peoples idiocy while he was building a house with his army of goons, it was so bizarre
Friend 2: Oh, don't worry about that, that's just A Sean! A Sean doesn't do any harm, they're kinda fun, too.
A Sean by Mr.DM December 13, 2023

A Sean Promise

Anyone who knows me knows a Sean promise is a real promise.
Don’t worry brother I’ll get him for you.
Liverpool is a small city, I bump into you footballers all the time. Anyone who knows me knows a Sean promise is a real promise

a sean penn 

the term "a sean penn" is used to describe an egotistical person who thinks that there opinion should matter more than other people's. a sean penn is commonly fond in places such as LA, sanfransisc, the inner party of any communist country, and pretty much any other hotbed of ass holes. a sean penn will often make huge outlandish claims, and often will not respect the right of others to free speech. in addition a sean penn will not do any good deeds unless a camera crew is watching, or it will gain him publicity. dew to the fact that a sean penn will only do a good dead if seen by others they are not good deeds, just appear to be because he is rewarded with publicity. a sean penn will often not realize that just because he has some "higher social status" he knows what is best for those bellow him. a sean penn will often call for the arrest of US citizens when they make fun of his "friends, such as the Communist tyrant Hugo Chaves. a sean penn is a blight on society and huge pain in the ass, who should be convicted of treason, however his bull shit is way to easy to make fun of.
liberal hippy duché: ive been to Iraq you know! before american arrived it was a nice place where woman could walk down the street with out cloths on there head, and could drive cars, and vote in free democratic the election that happened every 2 years.
Normal person: shut up all you are is a sean penn.
a sean penn by Rocheman4280 August 27, 2013

[pulling] a [sean] 

When one character, not necessarily named Sean, proclaims that s/h/it "needs more independence" and promptly slinks away,emotionally speaking, from the relationships. The devastation left in her/his wake is not always intentional
He's trippin' that you're pulling a sean? Why should s/he have a problem ?

gave her a sean connery 

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!
After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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