A Randy

A man who obsesses over a female he has no chance with

“Is he really bringing her up again... he knows he’s over twice her age right”

“Oh he’s just being A Randy”

by 0912_marie August 5, 2020

A randy

When you falsely accuse a workforce and union of being racist with zero evidence or facts

Oh shit tek just pulled a Randy

by Jokes22 June 20, 2023

A Randy West Dilemma

When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.

Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.

by RobJeremy December 21, 2020

A Randy Lenser

A commercial real estate appraiser who is a real tool.

A Randy Lenser sure is a tool!

by Appraiser's Secretary December 2, 2011

Pulling a Randy

The act of pleasing yourself in the school bathroom during a class. But it all goes to shit when you are caught. If a Randy is caught, then The Fuckening will occur

“I was caught pulling a randy in 4th period”

by Number10onTheFootballTeam October 14, 2019

pulling a Randy

Getting so drunk you dance when there isn't even music

Yo, Frank was pulling a Randy so hard he fell down the stadium rows!

by jello132 April 11, 2015

What a Randy

A totally chill guy, who generally saves his team by doing something extraordinary. He settles for nothing but a win and all the ladies want to bang him.

Guy 1: Man wtf, we are going to get capped out!
Guy 2: Chill the hell out br0 ill just sneak around theses goons

Guy 3: HOLY shat, is he even human!
Guy 1: What a Randy!

by Noobfield December 27, 2009