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Painbreaded a Puffin

When feeding a Puffin a bread stick, the animal will experience extreme discomfort, leading to choking and eventually death.
Hunter 1: Oh man, did you see that, I painbreaded that puffin, I'm gonna get fired this time for sure!

Hunter 2: Don't worry dude, I painbreaded a puffin this morning.

As spaffed as a puffin 

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

Puffin Back on a Twanger 

Lighting any kind of organic material on fire and inhaling the fumes for the purpose of achieving a sense of acceptance and validation among your peers.
“Bro you’re honestly such a pussy”
“Nah bitch I’m gonna be puffin back on a Twanger tonight”
“Oh shit nevermind bro”

Poffing a jiffer 

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty
You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!
Poffing a jiffer by aargh March 29, 2003

Puffing on a Fag 

What they calls smoking a cigarette in England
Jorge: Martha, is our sun gay?

Martha: No dear, he's just puffing on a fag.

Puffing on a stogie 

When you are holding onto a turd that has partially come out.

Sexual meaning;
the act of eating someone out from behind while they start to push out a solid turd.
Melinda: "Hurry up, I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants"