A Puffin

An awkward individual who of which may not understand social qews. May often act mute for amusement and or confusion. Often found lingering in the back round and seemingly a stalker without inside knowledg.e

Is that a puffin following me?
They seem so lonely, must be a puffin.

A Puffin by The_realest_m'dude March 22, 2022

Painbreaded a Puffin

When feeding a Puffin a bread stick, the animal will experience extreme discomfort, leading to choking and eventually death.

Hunter 1: Oh man, did you see that, I painbreaded that puffin, I'm gonna get fired this time for sure!

Hunter 2: Don't worry dude, I painbreaded a puffin this morning.

Painbreaded a Puffin by Jonnumber1234 June 22, 2009

As spaffed as a puffin 

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

As spaffed as a puffin by The CCM June 15, 2022

Puffin Back on a Twanger 

Lighting any kind of organic material on fire and inhaling the fumes for the purpose of achieving a sense of acceptance and validation among your peers.

“Bro you’re honestly such a pussy”
“Nah bitch I’m gonna be puffin back on a Twanger tonight”
“Oh shit nevermind bro”

Puffin Back on a Twanger by Deathstroke2198 November 29, 2017

Poffing a jiffer 

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty

You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!

Poffing a jiffer by aargh March 29, 2003

Puffing on a Fag 

What they calls smoking a cigarette in England

Jorge: Martha, is our sun gay?

Martha: No dear, he's just puffing on a fag.

Puffing on a Fag by The BLACK RAPER March 14, 2009

Puffing on a stogie 

When you are holding onto a turd that has partially come out.

Sexual meaning;
the act of eating someone out from behind while they start to push out a solid turd.

Melinda: "Hurry up, I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants"

Puffing on a stogie by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025