Twanger

Someone who hits people with their penis

“Oh my lord why is his penis out and why is he hitting people with it?”
“Oh yeah he’s a twanger!”

by Em Kalvaitis May 19, 2020

Twanger

a TV remote used to change the channel on your television set. Can also refer to a remote for any other electronic device.

I don't like this show, toss me the twanger so I can change it.

by DJ2Kool January 12, 2010

Twanger

A commonly used word for the word penis

I just tickled that kids twanger.

by Pediphile Dan February 23, 2009

Twanger

A synonym for cooter that one yells out when crossing paths with an HB.

*HB walks by*
C: Damn B, look at that twanger!
B: Twangaaahhh!

by Reference K22 December 16, 2008

Twanger

a scrawny little shitbag that leaves a night out early to go home... turning his phone off in the process so that he becomes un-contactable

I don't know, I think he's done a fucking Twanger

by downtownbrowntown July 10, 2010

Twangers

The name give to awesome Aaron Kelly fans. (Aaron Kelly was a contestant on American Idol Season 9)

Aaron Kelly Fan 1: OMG I love Aaron, I'm such a Twanger!
Aaron Kelly Fan 2: OMG same! We are Twangers!

by AaronKellyFan May 10, 2010

twanger

One who twangs, masturbator, jerk-off, wanker.

"Look at that guy there driving a Beetle."
"Heh, what a twanger."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004