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Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.
"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"
Pulling A Keegan by bigbuckhunna January 10, 2021
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Busting a Keegan 

A slang term for someone who was caught doing illegal substances in a place inappropriate to do so.
Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to Kyle?
John: Yeah, a security guard caught him busting a Keegan in the lunchroom.

A Keegan 

A queer person who is very controlling, demanding that doesn’t know much about life
You’re being suck a Keegan
A Keegan by Burgermaster1235935 September 27, 2025

dont be a Keegan 

Someone who is considered to have a mental deficiency
dont put your hand on the hot stove, dont be a keegan
dont be a Keegan by 12DFJFJFJF October 5, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026