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do a jorge
to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk
Example 1
A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand
Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.
A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand
Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.
do a jorge by IsaacYo February 8, 2012
Related Words
A jorg • A Jorge • Pulling a Jorge • do a jorge • Pull a Jorge • Pullin-a-Jorge • Jorge A • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I.
Pulling a Jorge
When an individual shirks on miniscule aspects of his job which add up throughout the day/week/month until it becomes madly annoying
1. Stop pulling a Jorge
2. When you don't put up the flag in clinic so someone else walks into the room and examines the patient right after you did. Then you come out and say "stop pulling a Jorge", and put up the flag!!
2. When you don't put up the flag in clinic so someone else walks into the room and examines the patient right after you did. Then you come out and say "stop pulling a Jorge", and put up the flag!!
Pulling a Jorge by doctorpodiatricmedicine May 30, 2018
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Pulling A Jorge
Telling people that you're going to show up somewhere, then texting that you're otw, but then bailing after everyone gets to the place.
Jorge: Yo, you trying to go to Let's Meat?
The rest of the group chat: Yeah, leave now. Be there in 15 minutes.
Jorge: Ok bet.
The group chat: Aye man where you at?
Jorge: I'm 10 minutes out.
The group chat: Hey we're sitting down now.
Jorge: Yeah I'm not coming
The group chat: Always Pulling A Jorge, bitch ass
The rest of the group chat: Yeah, leave now. Be there in 15 minutes.
Jorge: Ok bet.
The group chat: Aye man where you at?
Jorge: I'm 10 minutes out.
The group chat: Hey we're sitting down now.
Jorge: Yeah I'm not coming
The group chat: Always Pulling A Jorge, bitch ass
Pulling A Jorge by B-rizzle90 October 1, 2022
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