A jorg 

someone that talks so much to the point you want to kill yourself

Ah man stay away from him, he's a jorg

A jorg by Mc krep July 17, 2020

do a jorge 

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk

Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.

do a jorge by IsaacYo February 8, 2012

Pulling a Jorge 

When an individual shirks on miniscule aspects of his job which add up throughout the day/week/month until it becomes madly annoying

1. Stop pulling a Jorge
2. When you don't put up the flag in clinic so someone else walks into the room and examines the patient right after you did. Then you come out and say "stop pulling a Jorge", and put up the flag!!

Pulling a Jorge by doctorpodiatricmedicine May 30, 2018

A Jorge 

When a friend is helping you with a problem, and he suggests looking it up on the internet, and he then says he already did, when in fact he didn't, resulting in a hot dispute.

I thought you said you looked it up? Omfg, don't be such a Jorge!

A Jorge by Zephos August 6, 2018

Pull a Jorge

To not have any type of interaction with your girlfriend or boyfriend

B: sit next to me

J: no I’m to shy
B: wow did you just pull a Jorge on me

Pull a Jorge by XXX_unkown_lol September 21, 2018

pulling a jorge 

when you leave unexpectedly or without notice when you aren’t supposed to

“Bro where’s Robert at?”
“He’s pulling a Jorge!”

pulling a jorge by jorgie615 August 5, 2020

Pulling A Jorge 

Telling people that you're going to show up somewhere, then texting that you're otw, but then bailing after everyone gets to the place.

Jorge: Yo, you trying to go to Let's Meat?
The rest of the group chat: Yeah, leave now. Be there in 15 minutes.
Jorge: Ok bet.
The group chat: Aye man where you at?
Jorge: I'm 10 minutes out.
The group chat: Hey we're sitting down now.
Jorge: Yeah I'm not coming
The group chat: Always Pulling A Jorge, bitch ass

Pulling A Jorge by B-rizzle90 October 1, 2022