The act of jizzing in a container and paying a courier service to deliver saidjizz to the person or party of your choice. Price will vary depending on the quantity of the load and the distance it will travel.
David: I wanted to get my girlfriend something special for her birthday, so I sent her a jizz-a-gram lol
A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.
Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.