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The act of jizzing in a container and paying a courier service to deliver said jizz to the person or party of your choice. Price will vary depending on the quantity of the load and the distance it will travel.
David: I wanted to get my girlfriend something special for her birthday, so I sent her a jizz-a-gram lol
by King Jiggz May 10, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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