A goodwin 

The act of failing miserably at a chosen job/task/profession but still being paid handsomely. Ie. Sir Fred Goodwin from RBS

Yeah Matt the fisherman pulled a Goodwin, he didn't catch anything all week but was still paid £500 for doing sod all

A goodwin by Skippy2107 March 1, 2009

Pull a Godwin 

V; When a teacher decides to have a ridiculously hard exam and does not offer a curve because they should know the material.

Person 1: Hey do you think the teacher will give us a curve on that test?

Person 2: Nah man, he'll probably pull a Godwin

Pull a Godwin by Ear Fan May 6, 2016

National kiss a Godwinn day 

November 27th is national kiss a Godwinn day. Godwinn is not gay and you have to kiss him on November 27th

National kiss a Godwinn day Is the best day of the year

National kiss a Godwinn day by FreshVVS November 26, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016