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A faking 

A faking by anonymous April 14, 2022
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faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.
-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.
faking a sonogram by utahutes January 28, 2009

faking a fall out 

Intentionally starting an argument with your significant other and acting like you never did just so they’ll be mad at you and not wanna talk to you so that way you can do whatever you want to
you are always faking a fall out so you can be with other bitches

fakin' a duke 

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off
"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"
fakin' a duke by eli jackson June 29, 2007

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine 

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.
- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

facing a blank wall 

A term meaning that a person has done everything, but still has no idea how or why that thing happened.
Another is about the Allegory, 3 persons were faced the wall with nothing but shadows as source of joy.
The Police were baffled about a case about a mysterious man's death.
They done everything, but the are facing a blank wall.

faxing a fax 

An analogy used when fax machines were common to describe a process that gives diminishing returns. When a document is sent between fax machines, the resulting copy is not perfect. If this copy is itself sent to a fax machine, the resulting copy of that copy is even further from the original, and so ad infinitum.
Cloning for countless generations has rendered these people impotent and hideous, their genetic structure degraded to the point of near inoperability. The effect on their DNA from the creation of each new generation of clones was, in essence, like faxing a fax.
faxing a fax by C4770 March 14, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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