A Donkey

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A person who is a bit on the soft side, slow minded, simple, dim witted, easyly malipulated and gullible. As in "He/she is A donkey" Also a seemingly well educated man/woman doing something out of character, not normal for them.

" Would you look at this educated fool" (You talking to another while observing a third party) "He/She has driven their car into the Carwash, the Wrong way around- WHAT A DONKEY.

A Donkey by Jaws1138 June 4, 2016

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A donkey for a trade

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."

For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated

A donkey for a trade by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 10, 2018

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kiss a donkey

cure for bad breath; cure for dental problems

In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.

kiss a donkey by talk2me-JCH2 May 9, 2022

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acting a donkey

1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.

1. big bob: What the hell was wrong wrong with last night playboy?
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..

acting a donkey by lil sleazy.. April 13, 2009

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choke a donkey

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train

"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II

choke a donkey by mr hankie June 17, 2006

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talk the hind legs off a donkey

could talk for hours

My grandma could talk the hind legs off a donkey

talk the hind legs off a donkey by Michael D. R. February 6, 2007

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Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

Drop a donkey by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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