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harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday by Big brain today November 12, 2020
cig-a-weed
when you have neither papers or a smoking device and you take a cigarette, empty out its contents while keeping the paper and filter unharmed. you then proceed to pack it with marijuana. followed after by twisting the end and smoking as if a normal cigarette
cig-a-weed by russianboy021 April 11, 2010
chris is that a weed
chris is that a weed by PartayKittay September 17, 2019
Pube-a-weed
The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
Pube-a-weed by G. George V October 12, 2011
fart a weed
When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.
fart a weed by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017
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