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i wanna be a victim 

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them
“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim
i wanna be a victim by bamfwag March 17, 2024

Showering like a rape victim 

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

friendly victims in a lying position 

A position in which a girl cheats on her boyfriend on the chest of another.
We can use this word to save a non-binding relationship.
Don't worry, it was just friendly victims in a lying position.
My girl gives friendly victims in a lying position with her friend.

Octavia Loreno Spencer Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is A Mark Indelicato Who Will GEt Killed Vicariously Through Rorshachs Derived From Pornography Masters Like Octavia Loreno Spencer 

Octavia Loreno Spencer Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is A Mark Indelicato Who Will GEt Killed Vicariously Through Rorshachs Derived From Pornography Masters Like Octavia Loreno Spencer
Octavia Loreno Spencer Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is A Mark Indelicato Who Will GEt Killed Vicariously Through Rorshachs Derived From Pornography Masters Like Octavia Loreno Spencer