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Discussing for weeks the location, venues and times but never shows up.
Sanjay - is Atul coming out tonight?

Louis - Nah he pulled A Tooly.
A Tooly by LcLc01 March 29, 2019
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You're a tool 

An insult used to call someone worthless and dysfunctional. Comparing them to a tool means that they aren't smart, are easily manipulatable, are an asshole and don't act like a proper human being.
Quit telling me I don't know what I'm doing. You're a tool, fuck off!
You're a tool by Wspycrs August 12, 2018

I'm just a tool working for the man 

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.
My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

he's a tool 

Someone who doesn't have their own identity but will latch onto others ideas to be popular. He will others use him. Used in a sentence "He's such a tool" means he is inauthentic and just mirroring beliefs and actions of others.
He's a tool, he can't think for himself.
he's a tool by Surreal&milk June 30, 2016
an offensive comment, mainly aimed towards the male of the species, when one is being particularly nasty, stupid, or facetious.
God, Evan is such a tool!

Why are you being a tool for?
a tool by PartyCarPartyFlat April 2, 2009

talking like a tool 

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.
Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.
You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.
a tool by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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