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a snake by igottheknowledge October 29, 2017
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a snake
A two faced person who often talks shit behind ones back after being cool with them. One who tells secrets and or information (he/she may deny spilling the beans). Snakes be on that double agent shii.
a snake by OG Real Shit July 26, 2014
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a snake bit my asshole
When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus
a snake bit my asshole by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020
A snake balloon
The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
A snake balloon by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.
1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009
there’s a snake in my ass
FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD
there’s a snake in my ass by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021
lower than a snake's belly
lower than a snake's belly by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006
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