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You can't skate. You are such a poser!
a poser by Peterapples June 7, 2016
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There’s a Poser in the punch bowl! 

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.
The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!
A less exaggerated form of the T-Pose, Commonly memed by TF2 users since most of the characters can be bugged into an A-pose with glitches. Most source engine games use A-poses as opposed to T-poses

A-Posers in TF2 are friendlies who harass the enemy team by surrounding the player in question and spamming quotes.
A-Pose by A.U.S April 6, 2023

Strike A Pose! 

A Game. Randomly in the day shout out "Strike A Pose!" and whoever doesn't strike a pose loses and must have intercourse with a Flu infected guy. It can also be tweaked for specific poses. Maybe for holidays!
"Strike A Pose!"
*everyone poses*

"strike a Greek statue pose!"

"Strike a Valentines pose!"
Strike A Pose! by AplChild January 28, 2009

strike-a-pose 

Meaning that someone is annoying or ignorant.
strike-a-pose by supaDISC April 12, 2004
During a threesome with two girls and one guy, the guy is on the bottom and one girl sits on his mouth and the other on his parts
Hey, Jenna and sandy, are y’all trying to hit that A pose after school? Maybe in the bathroom I don’t mind!
a pose by Snaily June 19, 2019

shake it like a poleroid 

Shakin that ass like it 'aint no thang.
She really shook it like a poleroid.
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