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a nice dicking 

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman
Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up 

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet
1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

a nice 'ol fashioned

To have someone to you Jack you off. instead of doing it Yourself.
guy: my girlfriend gave me a nice 'ol fashioned last night
a nice 'ol fashioned by dub el December 2, 2010

a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up 

a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet

A nice booty 

what you have right now ;)
Damn! She got a nice booty!
A nice booty by lil mistake September 5, 2019

a nice cup of shut the fuck up 

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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