a new one 

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

a new one by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

A new one 

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

A new one by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

Ripped me a new one 

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody

steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design

Ripped me a new one by supersa November 12, 2006

rip you a new one 

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole

If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!

rip you a new one by Beggi April 29, 2007

tear a new one 

To tear someone (or get torn) a new asshole. Generally used when you can't say asshole.
To get beat bad, massacred or just plain raped.

Grrr... I'll tear a new one for you!

Dang... that other team just tore us a new one!

If you break this i will tear you a new one!

tear a new one by Hipponater September 9, 2006

Ripped me a new one 

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

Ripped me a new one by Hancockked June 3, 2010

tear you a new one

literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy

you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one

tear you a new one by nick_pepper October 10, 2004