Every October 29th, you get to milk a
milf's
titties for a fresh glass for
milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.
Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day
today?
Chad: NO
WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY
Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.