A king

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A male specimen, an alpha, a man who knows what he wants, Values himself as an individual, support his other fellow kings, a true warrior, handsome young lad with a big cock, destroys vaginas like he’s thanos, and most importantly follows mrtraplord

Thot: omg he’s so sexy, I wanna ruin him

Queen: he won’t fuck u
Thot: why??

Queen: Bc he’s a king

A king by Kingtrapsallday May 7, 2019

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A King

A King is almost always a Ben as they are very vain have the best name ever and 75% are fuck bois

Wow look at Ben I wanna be like him he’s such a king

A King by Ben the king July 7, 2020

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a king's ransom

a significant amount of money; a small fortune

"Purchasing that Rolls Royce Silver Shadow will doubtless cost you a king's ransom, especially via the installment plan!"

a king's ransom by Polo October 14, 2006

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A King Edward

To convert to a new religion to be with a woman or man belonging to that religion when one would be otherwise prevented by religious differences.

George pulled a King Edward to win the approval of his girlfriend's Latvian Orthodox parents.

A King Edward by JCEDO April 17, 2013

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A King Cobra

When you mix jizz with a pairing energy drink of choice.

(preferably your own for best results)

My perfect balanced breakfast is my A King Cobra, It has half the protein of an egg!

A King Cobra by MossyMoe February 7, 2024

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Shit like a king

When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.

Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.

Shit like a king by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018

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Pulling a King

To win. To do so well, you rule.

Wow, he is a great ship clerk, he must be pulling a King.

Pulling a King by King1988 May 31, 2021

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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