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When you get so incredibly drunk that you miss an important event the next day.
"Where was John this morning?"
"You should have seen him last night, I think he's pulled A Kenny"
A Kenny by shobs December 29, 2015
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participating in or attempting to participate in sexual intercourse in a bed which is not one's own
I heard Katie pulled a Kenny last night.
a kenny by echarsquared March 23, 2016
a very annoying kid, usually from a Godzilla movie.
this movie has a kenny... FUCK
a kenny by Iridion 2063 April 15, 2023

A Kenny Turner

The act of masterbating while inserting foreign objects into your anus.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.

pulling a kenny 

When an individual waits until the period after his birthday, but before his girlfriend's birthday to break up with her. So as to get a present while circumventing his responsibility to reciprocate.
Tom: I think im gonna break up with kelly
Kenny: na man wait a month your birthday is coming up and you can pull a kenny, then you are down a girl friend and up an ipod touch. But don't make it obvious that you are pulling a kenny
pulling a kenny by Dabka October 4, 2010

Doing a Kenny 

Camping when playing online multiplayer games, especially third person shooters, such as Call of Duty 4, Halo and Resistance: Fall of Man.
"That bloke's doing a Kenny"

Pulling a Kenny 

When someone engages in a drug deal but instead of paying the dealer they grab the weed and run.
Bro, I went to go sell this guy an ounce but he ended up pulling a Kenny on me! Let's drop his ass!!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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