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The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.
HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>
by ReadySetCuddle July 28, 2008
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A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
by Pianopunk August 21, 2017
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