A Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.

Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.

by Pianopunk August 21, 2017

A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.

HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>

by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

a Jonathan rolon

The name isn't real but It a saying for people who think there the greatest of all time

I know your good but don't be a Jonathan rolon

by Jonathan rolon November 21, 2020

Pulled a jonathan

airing a basketball when shooting(unpressured) from very short distance

the kid pulled a jonathan

by luiboi June 15, 2008

Pulling a Jonathan

When you go to your neighbors house and ask them for ice.

Neighbor: "opens door"
Jonathan: "Hey can I have some ice😁"

Pulling a Jonathan

by Pulling a curt February 15, 2020

such a Jonathan thing to say

Expression originating from Louisiana; over-exaggerating a compliment toward a lady friend

- better be wearin' sunglasses cuz you are that radiant
- gosh,that was such a Jonathan thing to say !

by NEM3sisss January 2, 2008

pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023