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The act of finding an extremly attractive individual of the same sex and feining attraction to them but in rality being an extremely gay closeted man.
David is such a JeffH
A JeffH by SquishFish085 May 22, 2024
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Pulling a Jeff 

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.
I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.
Pulling a Jeff by TattooYoo November 16, 2014

smoking a jeffery 

sprinkle cocaine on weed and then smoke it
Me and Dom finna go smoking a Jeffery at the park.

Pull a jeff 

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.
dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff
Pull a jeff by lolathon April 3, 2008

Bust a Jeff 

When you cum while watching a My Name Jeff Vine Compilation.
Bust a Jeff
Bro 1: “Man when channing Tatum said ‘my name is Jeff’ I busted a Jeff all over my keyboard and it took so long to clean up”
Bro 2: “what the fucc”
Bust a Jeff by LemonLord February 13, 2018

Pulling a jeff 

When in a conversation, one interrupts the flow of the conversation by repeatedly asking questions of which answers were already discussed.
"wait, where were you spending vacation"
"hold on man, you keep pulling a Jeff"
Pulling a jeff by TheLittleShoe December 19, 2013

Pulled a Jeff

The tragic art of succeeding until it matters most - every time.
The Texas Rangers beat the Yankees then Pulled a Jeff against the Giants

NFL Players Adrian Peterson, Peyton Hillis and Steve Johnson had great seasons but Pulled a Jeff in the playoffs

The Ravens Pulled a Jeff against the Steelers
Pulled a Jeff by Snooflak December 17, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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