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Pulling a Jeff 

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.
I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.
Pulling a Jeff by TattooYoo November 16, 2014

smoking a jeffery 

sprinkle cocaine on weed and then smoke it
Me and Dom finna go smoking a Jeffery at the park.

Pull a jeff 

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.
dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff
Pull a jeff by lolathon April 3, 2008

Bust a Jeff 

When you cum while watching a My Name Jeff Vine Compilation.
Bust a Jeff
Bro 1: “Man when channing Tatum said ‘my name is Jeff’ I busted a Jeff all over my keyboard and it took so long to clean up”
Bro 2: “what the fucc”
Bust a Jeff by LemonLord February 13, 2018

Pulling a jeff 

When in a conversation, one interrupts the flow of the conversation by repeatedly asking questions of which answers were already discussed.
"wait, where were you spending vacation"
"hold on man, you keep pulling a Jeff"
Pulling a jeff by TheLittleShoe December 19, 2013

Pulled a Jeff

The tragic art of succeeding until it matters most - every time.
The Texas Rangers beat the Yankees then Pulled a Jeff against the Giants

NFL Players Adrian Peterson, Peyton Hillis and Steve Johnson had great seasons but Pulled a Jeff in the playoffs

The Ravens Pulled a Jeff against the Steelers
Pulled a Jeff by Snooflak December 17, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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