A JeffH

The act of finding an extremly attractive individual of the same sex and feining attraction to them but in rality being an extremely gay closeted man.

David is such a JeffH

A JeffH by SquishFish085 May 22, 2024

Pulling a Jeff 

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.

I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.

Pulling a Jeff by TattooYoo November 16, 2014

smoking a jeffery 

sprinkle cocaine on weed and then smoke it

Me and Dom finna go smoking a Jeffery at the park.

smoking a jeffery by milfyassssssssssssssss December 31, 2017

Pull a jeff 

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.

dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff

Pull a jeff by lolathon April 3, 2008

Bust a Jeff 

When you cum while watching a My Name Jeff Vine Compilation.

Bust a Jeff
Bro 1: “Man when channing Tatum said ‘my name is Jeff’ I busted a Jeff all over my keyboard and it took so long to clean up”
Bro 2: “what the fucc”

Bust a Jeff by LemonLord February 13, 2018

Pulling a jeff 

When in a conversation, one interrupts the flow of the conversation by repeatedly asking questions of which answers were already discussed.

"wait, where were you spending vacation"
"hold on man, you keep pulling a Jeff"

Pulling a jeff by TheLittleShoe December 19, 2013

Pulled a Jeff

The tragic art of succeeding until it matters most - every time.

The Texas Rangers beat the Yankees then Pulled a Jeff against the Giants

NFL Players Adrian Peterson, Peyton Hillis and Steve Johnson had great seasons but Pulled a Jeff in the playoffs

The Ravens Pulled a Jeff against the Steelers

Pulled a Jeff by Snooflak December 17, 2010