A Don

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A person who thinks they know everything when in reality they know nothing. A person who has an opinion on everything yet the opinion is always wrong and their opinion often changes to mirror someone else's opinion because they have no self esteem or social skills. A person who wears business casual attire to work while everyone else dresses in jeans and t shirts. A spazz. An adult who rides their 10 speed bicycle to work. A person who claims to be the most interesting man in the world when in turn all their experiences in life are untrue. A person whos idea for fun is owning an oxygen bar. A person who would attend college and not party but drive people home in a golf cart sober while avoiding attacks by drunk frat guys.

Did you see that fucking spazz trying to tell people not drinking and huffing oxygen is cool? What a Don.

Did you see that fag riding his bike to work in black pants, a trench coat and a knit hat?? what a fucking don.

A Don by Piledriver69 September 29, 2010

A Don

A Don is a person who really like that. they are a cool ass person to be around and are funny as fuck. A cool person in general

yooo steven really is a don.

(D-ON) don

A Don by Indeledadon February 4, 2022

A Don King

A version of Mississippi Mohawk using a Zebra Turd. A Mississippi Mohawk is Cleveland Steamer on someone's head. A Zebra Turd is a turd after your partner has jizzed in your anus.

Janice was tired of Barry cuming in her ass when she was prarie dogging so when he drank his 10 Natty Lights and passed out she dropped A Don King on his head.

A Don King by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

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To pull a Don

To be an utter asshole or annoying cunt

" Yeah man, everything was fine until he came along and thought his banter will him make friends with everyone, he took to pull a Don to the extreme."

To pull a Don by Frikkie69 March 12, 2016

pulling a don

to leave a place with plans of coming back.. eventually

when leaving, one states that he/she is pulling a don.

i.e "im pulling a don. ill bring chips" or "im pulling a don, i think my legs broken"

pulling a don by frawrcas April 11, 2010

Don't be a Donald

Accept it gracefully when you lose

You lost that game. Stop having a tantrum. Don't be a Donald!

Don't be a Donald by Wizard564 November 7, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026