A Don 

A person who thinks they know everything when in reality they know nothing. A person who has an opinion on everything yet the opinion is always wrong and their opinion often changes to mirror someone else's opinion because they have no self esteem or social skills. A person who wears business casual attire to work while everyone else dresses in jeans and t shirts. A spazz. An adult who rides their 10 speed bicycle to work. A person who claims to be the most interesting man in the world when in turn all their experiences in life are untrue. A person whos idea for fun is owning an oxygen bar. A person who would attend college and not party but drive people home in a golf cart sober while avoiding attacks by drunk frat guys.

Did you see that fucking spazz trying to tell people not drinking and huffing oxygen is cool? What a Don.

Did you see that fag riding his bike to work in black pants, a trench coat and a knit hat?? what a fucking don.

A Don by Piledriver69 September 29, 2010

A Don 

A Don is a person who really like that. they are a cool ass person to be around and are funny as fuck. A cool person in general

yooo steven really is a don.

(D-ON) don

A Don by Indeledadon February 4, 2022

A Don King 

A version of Mississippi Mohawk using a Zebra Turd. A Mississippi Mohawk is Cleveland Steamer on someone's head. A Zebra Turd is a turd after your partner has jizzed in your anus.

Janice was tired of Barry cuming in her ass when she was prarie dogging so when he drank his 10 Natty Lights and passed out she dropped A Don King on his head.

A Don King by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

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To pull a Don 

To be an utter asshole or annoying cunt

" Yeah man, everything was fine until he came along and thought his banter will him make friends with everyone, he took to pull a Don to the extreme."

To pull a Don by Frikkie69 March 12, 2016

pulling a don 

to leave a place with plans of coming back.. eventually

when leaving, one states that he/she is pulling a don.

i.e "im pulling a don. ill bring chips" or "im pulling a don, i think my legs broken"

pulling a don by frawrcas April 11, 2010

Don't be a Donald 

Accept it gracefully when you lose

You lost that game. Stop having a tantrum. Don't be a Donald!

Don't be a Donald by Wizard564 November 7, 2020