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A person who can be so incredibly annoying and doesn't quite understand. Not always annoying, but just one of those "captain obvious" people.
A Derp by Amandawithamessageforali December 16, 2011
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Berp a derp derp 

A phrase used to express emotion, typically confusion or happiness.
Suzie: "I just love ice skating!"
Johnny: "Berp a derp derp! What?"
Berp a derp derp by YoGrannmotha August 28, 2010

Herp a Derp 

1: A way of saying that something is/sounds stupid. 2: A mean thing to call retarded people.
1: Ya that'll work herp a derp.
2: Haha, look at the herp a derp's helmet.

Herp-a-derp 

Another, lesser known name for a special person. Meant to be as offensive as the word retard. Though it can be used as universally as the word "fuck" such as "Quit being a such herp-a-derp" or "go be a herp-a-derp somewhere else". however the word can be butchered to be simply "herp" or "derp". Although some "herp-a-derps" will reverse the word and say "Derp-a-herp". Saying "Herp-a-derp" as a question changes the meaning to "A retard?" or "That Retard?".
"you herp-a-derp", "Herp-a-derp?", "What the Herp-a-derp?",

yerp-a-derp 

another way to say yes, or agreeing to something.
Adam- "Did you round that bases with that chick last night?!"
Ryan- "YERP-A-DERP!"
yerp-a-derp by A.B.S15 May 8, 2008

merp-a-derp 

Something to say when the words merp, or derp is mentioned, mostly used by fabulous people.
Jeffery: Merp
Hillary: Derp
Both: Merp-a-Derp
merp-a-derp by PANDAmonium March 18, 2014

A Derpidy Derp 

A man or female that makes dumb decisions and may all around be not smart.
Man Linda was such a derpidy derp in class today.
A Derpidy Derp by InfamousJonah December 16, 2017
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