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A Cunting 

A group of Karens.
There is a a Cunting in the bar wanting to see the manager.
A Cunting by DManCometh December 13, 2020
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Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt

swear word pornography, that's the only way I can describe it,

anyone on the receiving end better buckle the fuck up.
Dave: So she stole grabbed the money, your PC, stole your car and drove for the border.

Bill: If i see that Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt again i'll cut her head clean off her shoulders.

Dave: ...

A Cunningham 

A mid thirties guy who drives around in a creepy molester van looking for "Deals."
Paul Matysek decided not to come into the office today he decided to pull a Cunningham...

cutting a cuban 

It's like cutting a cigar, but Cutting a Cuban is a one wiper upon completion

Bro I was just in the bathroom and I was Cutting a Cuban. One wipe and goodnight dude!
cutting a cuban by Brosephguay February 22, 2018

cutting a rope 

Bro I just got out of the shitter...I was cutting a rope as long as a hangman's noose!
cutting a rope by Brosephguay September 25, 2017

Cutting a Cigar 

1> The act of defecating

2> Poopin'

3> Taking a dump

4> Donating a loaf to John's Charity

5> Shitting

6> Baking a Cake

7> Backing up the truck
Man on toilet: "YO!!! You should fuckin' knock before you barge into the bathroom! I'm cutting a cigar in here!"

Man barging in bathroon: Sorry dude
Cutting a Cigar by JEUNT August 16, 2011

cutting a rug 

Dancing like no one else in the room. The definitive answer to a dancer.
Man, last night tony was in the club cutting a rug with one of Nick Cannon's sisters.
cutting a rug by kyle stackhouse August 16, 2006
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